A Little Bit About You

First things first:

Yes, Mom, I smoke weed.

No mom, I don't think it will hurt my "hireability" to put that on here.

Because this isn't about me.

To prove it, I can tell you what you're thinking right now.

You're wondering what insane person has a bio that only says they smoke weed.

*Cough*

Moving on.

You have french fry'd when you should have pizza'd

You enjoy climbing up rocks, but with a rope

You have an encyclopedic knowledge of video games and TV

Your favorite color is blue

If any of this was accurate to you, that's crazy, because this was all about me. Even if you don't want to hire me, hit me up, it sounds like we'd be friends.

If this does not sound like you, still hit me up. I'm also open to trying new things.

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